Warped Tour Trash
a person who logs off of mysp-ce once a year to go to the warped tour. warped tour trash may be of any race or s-xual orientation, but are usually white, metros-xual, h-m-phobic, and borderline rascist. a self proclaimed music lover who only goes to one show a year, as they refer to it, “warped”. before warped tour comes to town, warped tour trash will invite all their mysp-ce friends to come to “warped” with them. at the warped tour itself, if there are any good bands they will ignore them and go straight to the most obnoxious band playing and proceed to sit outside of the pit and push people. after the sh-tty bands get done playing, they proceed to buy their entire years wardrobe from the overpriced vendore. after the warped tour comes to a close, mysp-ce trash will write extensive bulletins on their mysp-ce, filled with exagerations and spelling mistakes.
john: look at that kid at the edge of the pit with a “boys like girls” shirt on pushing people when they arent looking and bragging about it to the girls he met on mysp-ce
bob: warped tour trash
john: true dat!
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