Was not intended to be a factual statement


… is the credo of the republican party! the gop intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. “this remark was not intended to be a factual statement”
gop: the world is made up of 98% dead babies!
person with brains: that is just not even close to being true!
gop: well… that remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
pwb: then why did you say it?
gop: we never expected to get caught!
pwb: then it is a blatant lie!
gop: sure, if you look at it that way. we conservatives don’t see things that way.
pwb: um… yeah… a lie!
a clause which, when placed at the end of a sentence or simply used as an excuse after the fact, will allow you to say anything you want.

it was first made popular by politician jon kyl when making a bogus statement about planned parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on the colbert report. this is a prime example of colberrorism.
jon kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his p-n-s. he calls it a sneenis. that was not intended to be a factual statement.

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