wasabi peanuts are small, green, frozen b-lls of hate that are shat out by the devil. easily confused with candied chocolates (at first visual inspection).
guy 1 to guy 2: “… so they were like these little green frozen b-lls of hate that the devil shat out”
(random guy walks in at end of conversation): you mean wasabi peanuts?
guy 1: yeah. it’s amazing that you knew exactly what i meant by that.
- movember milf
a hot, older cougar, which partakes in movember and has stopped shaving her mustache for this. look at that hot movember milf, i could caress her mustache all day. “she’s such a movember milf, i love that it tickles when i kiss her!”
a slacker plus hipster put together “man johnny is such a slackster”.
a decent caring individual who is often misunderstood… someone who also cares for other peoples feelings, and has some maturity he rarely feels the need to backstab… a completely misunderstood guy that doesnt deserve to be abused all the time. take the time to understand him and get to know him then make a judgement, […]
the packing of an extremely small amount of marijuana into a bowl for the express purpose of not making a full cypher. a technique -ssociated with cheap potheads. “gordo always packs bird-bowls when i smoke with him while i’m packing brimmers of better nug.”
- birds of prey
a basketball play in which two amateur players who lack dunking skills attempt an alley-oop. the play is usually signaled via various bird noises and is easily defended after one attempt. jeff tried to run birds of prey for the fourth time last night, so once he started flapping his arms like an idiot, we […]