Wasatch


1. a bit of culture in the middle of meth country (mt. pleasant, ut). however, this culture is made up of upper-middle cl-ss trash from throughout america.

2. 40% of wasatchers are carriers of mono, the clap, and/or mercer island pubic beetles.

3. a 19 year old senior trolling for 12-13 year old girls is not considered perverted, sick, or gross but rather cool and “romantic”.

4. you’ve spent four years of your life tripping on cough syrup and huffing windex. after a few months/a year of community college, you drop out to live with your parents, who soon give you the boot after you snort 500 mg of adderall off the coffee table. a bright future as a freeloader, mysp-ce band member, and/or slc gutter punk.
senior #1: so i pound some freshman chick in the b-tt, bust a load in her eye, then make her suck a mean fart out of my -ss. all she wanted in return was a shot of smirnoff!

senior #2: hahahahaha! h-lla wasatch!

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