wash the cat
an excuse to blow off a date or appointment.
oh sh-t man. i’m sorry i cant make your party. i’ve got to wash the cat.
what a woman does to her private area, hopefully every few days.
to scrub the female genitalia.
sally: “hey roxanne. are you going on another date with ricky?”
roxanne: “i wish. i think he may be gay. he didn’t want to give me oral s-x. he seemed to be turned off by my p-ssy.”
sally: “no, not ricky. i bet it’s time for you to wash the cat.”
roxanne: “but i bathe every week like clockwork.”
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