washboard ass
(adj) describes a woman’s -ss that is flatter than a one-sided pancake. washboard -sses are usually found on woman with a huge rack.
dude 1-holy cr-p! you see that girl down at the end of the bar? her t-ts are spilling out of her shirt!
dude 2- yeah, i’ve seen ’em and they’re nice but do you see her washboard -ss?
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