people who munch on your laundry and it can’t be found anywhere.
“oh! look! there’s the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! better go catch them before we lost it all!”
- daughter water
the mystical ‘tonic’ where fathers of daughters become far more aware of the impact of diversity and s-xism issues because they see the world through their daughters’ experiences he became far more aware of the plight of women in the workforce after he drank the daughter water
another form of saying master. i will always follow you, my murster!
- rudder b*tter
the frothy mix of s-m-n and lubricant created when one -j-c-l-t-s and then uses said -j-c-l-t- as fresh lubricant for a second jack session. after i splooged in that dennys bathroom i got a creamy batch of rudder b-tter going on cause i had to go for round two.
- relationship cred
how well you know someone that defines the appropriateness of the things you say to this person. you probably have high relationship cred with your bff but low relationship cred with the stranger in line ahead of you at the grocery store. his joke was totally inappropriate given that we have low relationship cred.
german underground word which means masturbation / fapping. it got most votes on langenscheidt’s jugendwort.de website in 2014 but the jury banned fappieren because image boards like the german pr0gramm and 4chan pushed the word. wir fappieren nachts. (we are fapping in the night.) bernd fappiert den ganzen tag. (bernd is fapping the whole day.)