Washing the pearl
a girls sneaky cover word for masturbating through cl-toral stimulation. often causes confusion.
“katie was refusing to skype me last night. she said she was busy ‘washing the pearl'”
“what does that even mean?”
“idk man, idk”
female masturbation involving a lot of rubbing/circling of the cl-toris; typically performed prior to, during, or after taking a shower.
“stacy you’ve been in there for two hours! what are you doing?”
“go away! i’m washing the pearl!”
a girls sneaky cover word for masturbating through cl-toral stimulation. often causes confusion.
“katie was refusing to skype me last night. she said she was busy ‘washing the pearl'”
“what does that even mean?”
“idk man, idk”
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