Washington Monument
noun.
a s-xual maneuver in which a man engages in s-xual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). then, upon climax, the man pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s in that s-xy little dimple in the woman’s back (forming the reflecting pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.
note: this move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles “hail to the chief” during the formation of the monument.
dude, i was f-cking this hottie last night and gave her the ol’ washington monument. i felt so patriotic.
guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, “have you ever visited the washington monument?” the girl replies, “no, why?” the guy answers, “would you like to?” the guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.
little do citizens know, this statue regarded as a monument honoring geroge washington is a last resort escape pod for the president of the usa during an alien invasion.
during the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.
overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this sp-ce shuttle and escape without harm.
secret services: mr. president, the followers are landing on the eastern coast.
president: quickly, get to the washington monument!
a large pointed object that is a last resort during a female alien invasion it is used to pleasure the large alien queen and cause a earth/alien aliance
person1-did you know what the washington monument is used for
person2- no why
person1-you dont want to
a washington monument is a t-rd that is two-tone and sticks up vertically, out of the water.
dude, you might want to use the bathroom upstairs, some d-ck’s left a washington monument in there.
the act of shaving in a way that your happy trail goes from your chest all the way down to your d-ck. basically, you’re completely shaving your p-b-s except for the part that connects to the happy trail.
so i was shaving my p-b-s last night, and kept the part that connects to my happy trail there. they call it a washington monument
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