washtub
a lacus-xual position in which one wets soap in a pond then rubs it sensually over their earlobes to the tune of aqua’s ‘lollipop’. generally considered taboo, even in the llgbt community. also rumoured to induce a state of divine alignment.
omg! just got off on the phone from stacey, said her pondfriend gave her a noncon washtub!!1 anyway she’s dead now.
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