Wastafarians
white, vapid, rich, upper-middle-cl-ss twenty-somethings who have deluded themselves into thinking that they are black just because they dress in pretend ethnic clothing and smoke sub-standard soapbar weed, whilst doing their shopping in camden lock.
often found in goa “discovering themselves” (using money given to them by their parents), waving their sun-bleached dreads around and dancing to the combined sounds of a deaf man banging a pot off his -rs- and a monkey chewing a rape alarm.
a:( snivelling white guys with dreads and fake yardie accents):
“alright mannnnnn, fancy smokin’some trees of weeeeeed.”
b:(man with his dignity still intact):
“f-ck off, you wastafarians.”
someone who relies on the system of wasta to get things done; using contacts/influence to byp-ss the proles. used in the middle east.
shuu man, you don’t have the grades, how are you going to get the job at e&y?
khalas man, don’t worry, i’m a wastafarian. i spoke to my uncle and he’ll set it up.
white rastafarian. caucasian male in dreadlocks, a rasta hat and a bob marley t shirt. one who dishonors the late bob marley
wasta. any wannabe jamaican.
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