Waste a baby
when one proceeds to m-st-rb-t- and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of “s-m-n”, then one has, in effect, “wasted a baby” …
example 1:
“dude, elle is so hot! just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!”
example 2:
person 1 – “what the h-ll is that smell?”
person 2 – “i know, it smells like i couldn’t help but waste a baby …”
person 1 – “f-ck you.”
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