Waste #s
waste numbers are numbers that can be -ssigned to bodily secretions during times when yelling “i need to take a sh-t!” may not be appropriate. teachers also use them in preschool or kindergarten cl-sses. the first 5 are ones all people can do. 6s are performed primarily by males, and 7 & 8 are exclusively female functions. diarrhea is not -ssigned a number because it is essentially a form of #2. it can be called “#2 extreme!”
#1 = urinate (pee)
#2 = defecate (p–p)
#3 = flatulence (fart)
#4 = vomit (barf)
#5 = spit (hock-a-loogie)
#6 = -j-c-l-t- (c-m)
#7 = menstruate (period)
#8 = v-g-n-l gas expulsion (queef)
snot-nosed-brat-girl: “i gotta go to the bathroom.”
preschool teacher: “#1 or #2?”
snot-nosed-brat-girl: “numba two x-treme! life cereal gives me the sh-ts. fo sheezie ma neezie.”
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