Wasty Pants


the stage of drunkenness, that leaves you completely r-t-rded, acting a fool, usually ending with “you” causing a scene. more than likely, the choice of drink is either jack daniels or a few too many dos xx with shots of patron… or a mixture of all three!
— of course there are multiple stages of being wasty pants, however, somehow they all end with embarr-ssing photos of person being a total f-cktard on facebook…
q: “did you see that guy over there? man, he is so wasty pants…”
to get so drunk that you can’t get into strip clubs.
ex. my roommate jake this weekend.

jake- i’m going to lick some strippers t-tties

bouncer- how many beers have you had?

jake- i have id
bouncer- how many beers have you had?
jake- i’m nineteen
bouncer- leave your wasty pants.

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