watch that turns into a hamster
something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.
a concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.
james bond: “hey q, i’ve got all these gadgets left i didn’t f-cking use! this watch, you push a b-tton, turns into a hamster. what was the point of that? and the jam trousers, was that your idea? f-cking useless!”
john: “i’ve just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you’d look like covered in bird p–p!”
jane: “awesome! and about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster”
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