Watching Bernie Mac
a euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.
dad – what are you doing in your room, in the dark, michael?
son – i’m just watching bernie mac, dad!
a euphemism for masturbation.
dad – what are you doing in your room, in the dark, michael?
son – i’m just watching bernie mac, dad!
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