water bear


the elusive water bear, also known as a “britney”, is the ladylike, pc term for the beaver. i.e., your lady business.
“whats a water bear?” “well we had it listed as beaver on the menu but it was offending the ladies.” – stemming from a menu at a wild game supper
a term representing one who requires bare water… usually because of increased alcohol consumption.
did you see mike tonight? yea total waterbear
a person who is very drunk; they are so drunk they need “bear” water
mike just drank ten beers and its not even 10am… yeah, he’s a total waterbear

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