water candy
small ice cubes that you give your kids from your drink at a restaurant or mcdonald’s or wherever to keep them quiet and happy.
dad: “hey, kids, want some water candy?”
kids: “yeah!”
dad: “ok, but now be quiet while i eat my steak.” (thinking to himself, “silly little munchkins.”)
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