Water Park Creep
one of the many forms of “creepers”, a faction of pedophiles. regarded as the “creepiest” of creepers, they get thier name for being those awkward old men you avoid at public water parks and pools. the creep factor stems from their almost see-through bathing suite,unhumanly hairy body, c-ke bottle gl-sses, heavy breathing and the fact that they are at the kiddy pool but don’t have children. be aware to not make eye contact with them or accept candy from them. they are often seen wearing water shoes and driving 1983 chevy astros and if they ask you to help them find their non-existant lost puppy run!
“i went to the ymca and lurching around the mushroom pool was this total water park creep and he asked me to help him find his puppy.”
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