water wanker


a water w-nker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can’t hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
can we just play this game please?

no we can’t because john is having yet another drink break – what a water w-nker!

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