Water


the 4th element required to summon captain planet
earth
fire
wind
water
heart

go planet!

by your powers combined, i am captain planet!
what you get when you combine two hydrogen atoms and a single oxygen atom. try it, it’s fun to make on those rainy days. or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.
water is what the oceans are made of.
another word for dust(pcp)
lets go cop some water
the essence of life.
it is the major element in human body (65%)
– he gimme the bottle of water
– nah, this is my water. i love water.
an abundant liquid that is very addicting. everyone, including chuck norris, need this type of particular chemical in them, daily. water is consist of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. it’s very addicting compare to other drinks. alcohol comes in second against the legendary water. no one can survive without this common “chemical.” water is an essential part of life. our body is made up of 98% of this addicting chemical. water can be either sell legally or illegally.
–diffy eq–
david: dr. tang, may i get a drink of water.
dr. tang: no.
david: i need my common daily chemical or i’ll die.
dr. tang: sure.
–david at chick-fil-a–
david: i want the ultimate meal.
manager: alrighty, what would you like to drink?
david: water…the essence of life…
manager: but you get free c-ke with “the ultimate meal.”
david: g-d dammit sir! i just want my water!

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