waterboard


1. a s-x act in which a woman presses a towel over the face of her s-xual partner, then -j-c-l-t-s or “squirts” violently over the face and towel to simulate drowning.

2. a female -j-c-l-t–n aimed or targeting the mouth, eyes, and lungs of a s-xual partner.
every time brigette nielsen gets her hands on a man, she straddles the poor b-st-rd like a saddle and water boards the dude until he’s gargling she-skeet.
to create the sensation of drowning by letting the water from the showerhead run down a woman’s back while her partner is eating her p-ssy from a position seated on the shower floor.
before the showerbang and i sat down to indulge in some fine p-ssy munching but the b-tch waterboarded me. i ’bout drowned. i made her pay for that sh-t with a serious p-ssy pounding.

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