waterboarding

one of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the us military in the “service” of putting an end to terrorism. waterboarding (called “water torture” in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down, covering their face with fabric, then pouring water on the fabric. the wet fabric makes it impossible to breath and the person feel as if they are about to drown, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more torture.
the cia and us military use waterboarding to promote democracy worldwide.
when you -j-c-l-t- on a person’s face, and the c-m-shot ends up going up their nostrils, making it temporarily difficult for him or her to breathe through their nose. the reference is to the torture technique in which a victim is placed on a downwards sloping board, and water is poured into his or her’s nostrils, simulating the sensation of drowning.
“man, i just wanted to c-m on her face, but i ended up waterboarding her instead.”

“you can c-m on my face, but don’t waterboard me.”
a form of torture which simulates drowning by placing a sheet of cloth over one’s face and pouring water over it. the wet cloth makes is impossible to breathe through. this tactic is used by the u.s. interrogators and others when dealing with suspected terrorists and other detainees.
the marine was left with no choice but to induce waterboarding when interrogating his detainee.
alternate spelling of waterboarding. there are several variations on the technique, but it generally involves holding a subject’s head in a declined position and forcing water into their airway, thus inducing a feeling of terror as the body believes it is drowning. if performed correctly, water boarding does not leave marks and is not lethal.
water boarding is not nearly as much fun as boogie boarding.
when a pregnant woman’s water breaks while she is receiving oral s-x, thus expelling amniotic fluid in her partner’s face/mouth, simulating drowning as in the controversial interrogation technique.
yeah i was going to town on my pregnant wife and just before climaxing she waterboarded the sh-t out of me. it was a little f’d, but yeah the baby’s healthy.

-waterboarding
getting a bl-wj-b in the shower
waterboarding = guy standing, girl kneeling, shower running.

you can imagine it’s pretty hard to breathe much less see with that much going on in your face. “board” = pretty much self-explanatory.
depending on who you ask this has 2 possible definitions:

a) torture, horrible torture equivalent to spikes shoved up the finger nails, slowly pealing skin off of a person, or hobbling someone like that scary chick from misery.

or

b) a silly prank the military plays on their terrorist buddies at the big fun bbq palace known as guantanamo bay
example 1:

bush is a total doucher for using waterboarding on those poor muslims in his silly crusade again all religions other then his own.

example 2:

man, the military and those terrorists look like they are having so much fun over at their party. they get to bob for apples, play pin the tale on the donkey, have a tickle contest, and enjoy some fun waterboarding.

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