watering the goats

1. a random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. jerking it to softcore polish p-rnography
3. a combination of both above definitions.
“timmy, go do your homework!!!”—“no mom, i’m watering the goats!!”

“hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?”
-“nah i got some stuff to do”
“like what?”
-“err.. i gotta go water the goats”

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