1. a random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,
2. jerking it to softcore polish p-rnography
3. a combination of both above definitions.
“timmy, go do your homework!!!”—“no mom, i’m watering the goats!!”
“hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?”
-“nah i got some stuff to do”
-“err.. i gotta go water the goats”
- water push-ups
doing the simple push-up while submerged under water. may be in a pool, the ocean, a bath tub, or even a bucket. however, you must be submerged at all times during exercise for it to truly be water-push ups. no tricks or fancy equipment required, just push-ups under water. jeff: dude i did 300 water […]
- exaggerated comparison
the act of useing an obsine amount of something as an act of comparison (dude working at a construction site) dude why did you cut the board 2 inches short. (supervisor walks up) more like like 50 yards short. (other guy) now thats an exaggerated comparison.
- Konoha Senpu
a swift leg based sweep or aerial attack that causes considerable damage to the receiving party. konoha senpu translates from j-panese into english as “leaf wind.” rock lee was in battle with gaara, and therefore executed the “konoha senpu.” a renge style taijutsu, rock lee of the naruto series performs this technique quite often as […]
a foreign or ethnically atypical person (relative to a given community) who is considered s-xually attractive by members of that community dude, all the blond-haired guys in northern minnesota think freida pinto was a total exotihottie in slumdog millionaire. i’m just a regular white boy here in new york, but when i visited western china, […]
- mool fish
the mool fish is a rare fish that is found in shallow waters located in north jersey or oakland california. the mool fish tends to reproduce frequently, leaving it’s young at an early age. these fish are not good swimmers and they leave a greasy trail in the water. these fish are extremely lazy and […]