watering the plants
urinating outside , for the benefit of the plants who don’t get enough water
dude a: “i thought you needed a p-ss ,isn’t there a line”
dude b: “na, i just went outside and was watering the plants”
2 more definitions
pertaining to much much habitual s-x, paralleling the ch-r-like and promiscuous nature of ‘watering’ organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.
‘gee i am so sore from so much action!’
‘pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you’
usually used as an excuse when somebody wants something done.
jack-ss: wanna come over later?
you: …………watering the plants
jack-ss: alrighty.
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