waterlogging
when you have to p-ss so bad that you get an erection
jason: i woke up and had the biggest waterlog, but i just went back to sleep instead
or
kevin: i gotta go take a p-ss, i’ve been waterlogging for the last 10 minutes.
the act of turning on the sink of bathtub so no one can hear you take a sh-t. whether it be in the next room because of paper thin walls or the neighbors in the apartment next to yours.
taylor: why did you turn the water on when you went into the bathroom? i know you didn’t wash your hands for twenty minutes.
phil: i was ummm washing my hair.
mark: admit it you were water logging!
phil: alright i drank a lot last night you happy?
when the previous users’ p–p fails to flush and you’re forced to pee atop them.
padjo: sh-t son, i walked in there and it was like someone cut down a smelly forest.
pepe: what’d you do bro? go waterlogging?
padjo: i had no choice, it was that or p-sspants my d-mn self; i waterlogged those suckers til it was p–p soup.
pepe: choice!
when you urinate in a girls -n-s and continue to pound her in the -n-s as her body fills with your urine
i went waterlogging and it was wet and smelly
when you drink to much water, or liquid to fast and you throw it right back up.
look at jim, hes water logging himself, he drank way to much to fast and now is over the side of the boat puking
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