watermelon head
adj: a term used to describe someone with a head that is out of proportion with their body.
noun: a literal watermelon for a head, typically placed on a corpse by naughty teenagers.
wow! my grandma has a watermelon head! if i catch the degenerate that did this, i’ll eat their -ss!
wow! my best friend sure had a watermelon head, its too bad the police blew half of it off cause he was black.
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