watermelon planter
a girl who got herself pregnant but doesn’t want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she’s pregnant.
guy 1: sheniqua has been getting fatter lately.
guy 2: is she preggo?
guy 3: yeah, but she tellin’ everyone she a watermelon planter.
guy 1: smart.
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