Waterskiing
slang: (aust.)
the act of being so thoroughly drunk that you p-ss yourself at the bar with your legs apart, while holding onto the handrail along the side.
aussie 1: “jeez mate, you look rough. hard night?”
aussie 2: “too bl–dy right. i got so steamed last night i went waterskiing at the bar!”
aussie 1: “strewth! i bet that was a relief…”
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when a couple is going through a large crowd. they won’t let go of each others hand for thirty frickin seconds, so this results in an awkward crowd-parting in which the guy is dragged behind the girl or vice versa.
did you see zach and jillian? they won’t break contact so theyre awkwardly waterskiing.
when your fingers skim the water in the toilet bowl while you are wiping your -ss.
i went waterskiing this morning because i was late for cl-ss.
when a woman attempts to form a relationship with multiple guys who are friends. although the relationships are usually s-xual they can also be close friendships.
f-ck this wh-r-! she is waterskiing really hard!
a subset of water sports, water skiing is jacking off two guys at the same time, while the guys are urinating and/or being urinated on.
this freaky chick i know was into water sports, so she went water skiing with two of my buddies
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