wating
wating is w(annabe) dating. you desperately want to date but think you are too good for a datingsite.
rik: well, i don’t understand why i am still single. everyone has a partner because they’re losers who date on datingsites.
derek: oh my god, rik, you are so obviously wating.
an act of s-xual self-gratification in which milled cereal grains such as oats or barleycorns are rubbed upon erogenous zones, customarily the pudenda. an atypical gerund, almost always used in the infinitive. origin obscure, first noted among the ess-x teddy boy culture of postwar britain but plausibly derived from the norfolk watty or wheatmeal. see also frotage, brown monocle
“no more bashful than any of his frustrated adolescent peers, jim had launched upon career of carnality with the first tremorous steps of wating behind the land girls’ dormitory” (‘licky jim’, 1958, queensly amis)
what a person is doing when you are eating but need both of your hands so you just hold it in your mouth. waiting to eat it.
i was doing my hw while eating a cookie so i left it wating in my mouth when i had to use both my hands
like eating … but better.
last night, i was wating a hamburger, and it was really good.
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