wattpadian
an extremely rare breed of person (usually fangirls/boys) obsessed with the website/app wattpad where people write stories about fictional and nonfictional things. he/she will do almost anything to defend said website and what they love reading (usually fanfiction). you will most likely find at least one of these persons in your neighborhood.
ex.
person: wattpad and its people are so weird and terrible!
wattpadian: what did you say?
person: i said wattpad and wattpadians are really lame, what are you gonna do about it?
wattpadian: -punches person in the face- never offend wattpad in front of me. ever.
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