wax my stick
surfer slang for give me a hand job
i went to this chick on the beach and said “wax my stick b-tch”(oh you know she did)
a slang term used by surfers meaning to put a wax product on the surface of a surfboard to give better traction for their feet.
one such product is marketed as “mr. zog’s s-x wax – the best for your stick”.
the term has a humorous double meaning of receiving oral s-x (a bl-w j-b) as ones stick (p-n-s) waxes (grows larger) from the attention.
i need to wax my stick first, then i’ll join you in the water.
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