wax the smack
the act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. made famous by nostalgia critic, a popular film reviewer
nostalgia critic: “as peewee herman hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. so whack off everyday!!”
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- gorillanize
aggressive, overwhelming behavior towards a person, place, or thing; to victimize. “that car was just gorillanized by those frat boys.”
- these times
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- blamoflan
a word that can be used as an insult or a compliment depending on how you use it insult: ugh! you are such a blamoflan! compliment: aww! that is so nice! you are such a blamoflan!