Waxing Poon


deriving from “waxed poon” or freshly hairless v-g-n-; a waxing poon is the active noun. a freshly hairless v-g-n- calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. the more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.
1. “no-man can resist a waxing poon”
2. “chang’e uses waxing poon to stun her enemies”

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