waxing the bean
metaphor for male masturbation. usually used to note future activity.
after the hog toss, i’ll probably just go home and wax the bean.
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- waxy bertha
to give a man a very loose, yet painful, hand job. typically resulting in him forgetting to call you the next day. jim: man, that b-tch from the club gave me a waxy bertha last night. i thought i was going to bleed out my d-ck.
- waxy saturday
when a male -j-c-l-t-s into ones ear. person a: yooo dude did you bang her? person b: nah man, she was on her period so i just gave her a waxy sat-rday and called it a night.
- wead
dumb-ss, its spelled ‘weed’ lets smoke some wead” – “its weed dumb-ss’
- wearing the red mouse
being on the rag, having your period, menstruating wearing a tampon. baby, i know you want me, and i want you too, but i have to warn you before we get intimate because i am wearing the red mouse.
- weark
someone who tries too hard to be cool (weak dork) = weark person: she is so not funny.. she’s such a weark