when a person named wesley gets really h-rny he turns into a franana and spanks the monkey for several hours on the toilet in his downstairs halfbathroom.
me- “hey where is wesley?”
mason- “he saw a hot chick at the mall and went for a waxing the franana session at home.”
texting acronym short for what do i know, as used in situations where the speaker typically knows a lot and would like to be recognized as such. guy #1: i called my ex 13 times last night, why isn’t she answering? guy #2: well, it could be that, as your ex-gf, she might not want […]
an abbreviation for “what did jesus do?” a phrase derived from the term “wwjd?” or “what would jesus do?” the phrase is used by christians as an entryway for evangelism and/or in order to get others to ask themselves this question “what did jesus do?” where the answer would be that jesus died for us […]
- Weasel Shag
1. getting cosy whilst n-body’s about 2. naughty s-x 1: the kids are all watching tv love… fancy a weasel sh-g? 2: he got caught having a weasel sh-g with his secretary
a very expensive s-x toy. occ-ssionally used for business, if by business you mean prost-tution. she showed me her nicest of nice places on her webcam. a useful electronic camera which you hook up to your pc and then can have free p-rno sessions with them. it is not illegal, really cheap, just make sure […]
a reference to a v-g-n- that is old and has been unused long enough to have collected spider webs. that woman’s been out of the game so long she’s gotten a webgina.