waxing the walrus


a term affectionately p-ssed down to me from an online friend from a friend of hers to refer to male masturbation.

likely best when you got a fatty your d-mn drawers can’t hold.
g-ddammit mom! can’t you see this is my living room and i’m busy waxing the walrus?!

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