Wayland


a town a few miles from boston that is known it’s legendary swim, soccer, and football teams. it is also known for it’s tendency to never cancel any f-cking school.
and finally wayland is known for it’s separation of north (rich) and south (middle cl-ss) of the town.
sudbury person: haha snow day b-tches!
wayland person: you lucky little pr-ck!
a boring town 16 miles west of boston known for its “semi-rural character” and for the fact that they never cancel school when it snows…ever. now more exciting than ever, it boasts a dunkin’ donuts, two good pizza joints and a starbucks. woohoo.
wayland is so boring, it makes natick look like las vegas.
medium/ small town a bit west of boston kinda boring but the people who live there are pretty cool especially compared to the -ssholes who live in weston and sudbury. wayland is divided into two parts the rich people live in the old sudbury part of town in the north and the poor people live in the cochituate part on the south side near natick.
sudbury kid: i can’t believe i didn’t get an audi for my 16th birthday
weston kid: you think thats bad my parents reduced my allowance to $10,000 a week
wayland kid: you guys are f-cking stupid
a small town, yet many large things are in it. definitly one of the coolest towns in the universe. they are beast at sports, and kick everyone’s b-tt, especially weston. good educational system, which is why everyone gets into their first choice college, usually an ivy league school.the girls are hott and gorgeous, so are most of the guys.everyone is the biggest goof, and that’s why they are so loveable. they could make anyone laugh.
if you see someone from wayland, grab them and a bed.
to happen upon free goods, offer some to a friend, and then expect that friend to pay you back in full all while insulting you.
” he offered me a few beers that were left over from a party last week, and then as i was leaving he said i owed him a six-pack! i cant believe that wayland”
a nice, small town outside of boston. the people are really cool, and a lot of them are rich, even though they act like their not, well, the north wayland people brag a little, but they are richer anyways. the cochituate side of wayland isn’t as rich, but they dontnbrag about it. we have really awesome school systems, everyone is really smart there. they’ve got this really awesome pizza place called liberty’s where everyone hangs out after school, they’re piza is awesome! some of the people are pretty stupid at making decisions though, cause we had a really boss high school, but the people wanted to build a new one, and i was like, “are you kidding me??” our teams are super awesome though cause they always win the games, and everyone has a bunch of school spirit, cause we always wear orange and black, ourtown colors, on game days. the only really annoying thing about wayland is that our schools never close on snow days. it is a fun atmosphere here though, and whenever they say something about wayland on the news, everyone in town gets all excited about it. once, at school, there was cameras filming something for the news, and it was a big deal with everyone in the entire school.
everyone from wayland is a boss.
a f-cking boring town near boston. the kids in the north have 10,000 dollar allowances and the kids in the south have 1,000 dollar allowances and think they’re deprived. boo hoo. it’s a boring town with thc spray painted on every tree in the neighborhood. weston is its rival and even more pathetic.
“hey, let’s move to wayland”
“nah man, wayland sucks -ss”
a boy, usually of asian descent, who is smart and can be very annoying, loud-footed.
he is a wayland

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