Wayward Pup


featured on the television show s-x and the city and performed by the satellites, it is widely regarded as the most widely sought, obscure, unavailable song of all time. it is also known to be one of the biggest financial debacles of all time as billions of dollars of revenue was lost due to non-existent distribution of said song.
“yo that cutie lisa said she’d go out with me if i found some song called wayward pup”

“i think that was the point”

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