wazoo


out of the -ss.
you’ve got james taylor out of the wazoo.
n. -n-s

“up the wazoo” – literal meaning, up one’s trapdoor. can also mean an excess, or plentiful supply of
“that guy can’t be our store’s santa! he’s got child molestation convictions up the wazoo!”
one’s -n-l orifice.
up your wazoo, -sshat!
your -ss
havent you seen over the hedge
look at that girl’s wazoo. or
sh-t came out of my wazoo.
there is a respectable split among vernacularists whether “wazoo” applies to one’s rump or one’s porker. ample weight for both definitions. see the delightful example below for both possible interpretations — tuchus and ding-dong.

“how’s your father?
how’s your mother?
how’s your charming sister sue?
and, speaking of your family, how’s your old wazoo?”
a self-important person of very little consequence: see esp. the frank zappa alb-m “the grand wazoo” and the song t-tled “cosmik debris” (i think that spelling is correct).
“… with the oil of aphrodite
and the dust of the grand wazoo
he said,
“you may not believe this, little fella,
but it’ll cure your asthma, too!”
-frank zappa, from “cosmik debris”
pacific northwest slang for washington state university. origin can be linked to the school’s reputation of being a party college.
i unfortunately attended wazoo for my undergrad.
the “fourth” hole
yeah i want to shove a stick up his wazoo!

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