We are Golden
an bootylicious song sung by ex love god mika. features him running around half naked. also many of the population today want his super cool bedroom and many of the gay men today post comments on youtube about how much they fancy his s-xy bod.
random dude: hey man, what you watchin?
random dudes friend: nothin, just posting comments on utube. its we are golden by mika.
random dude 1: (reading comment) 1st thing.. your what??? gay??? for mika??? u perv.
2nd thing.. you like his bedroom? for g-ds sake its green!!!
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