weak stream
a laughable attempt at a c-mshot. instead of a projectile motion, the seed dribbles down the shaft and nestles in the t-st-cl-s. usually accompanied by overzealous grunting and an unsatisfied s-xual partner.
dude: “aaahhhhhhh! i’m about to blow! i…can…feel it!”
chick: “ooh, i want it all over my face.”
dude: “alright, on your knees, here it comes. close your eyes, i don’t want to accidentally shoot into your eye.”
chick: “mhmm, yeah.”
dude: “gaaaah!!”
chick: “…mhm. give…it to me.”
-chick opens eyes.-
chick: “weak stream.”
dude: “don’t leave. please, i can do this. this has never happened before. i swear…”
chick: “i’m not licking your nut off your b-lls. get the h-ll out.”
-dude leaves his own apartment.-
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