weapon
a term used to describe someone who is a spanner or a tool. a person who is extremely stupid and possibly ugly.
ant: hey mate, do you like my new burberry cap?
jim: nah mate, it’s well chup. you look like a complete weapon!
someone who is such a liability when drunk they’re a danger to the reputation of themselves and the people they’re with.
“he was so hammered last night he got with four different fat girls in that club. i think he fingered one of them on the dance floor!”
“sh-t. what a weapon.”
weapon- in a south manchester suburb the word weapon is currently the word of choice to describe a ‘fool’.
but also the word is also being used to congratulate fellow buddies when somthing comendable is carried out.
its completely down to the tone of voice used.
drinker 1 : ‘i asked for a carling in a fosters gl-ss. not a carling in a carling gl-ss’ pause and look of shame given across the table.. ‘you weapon’
drinker 2 : ‘sorry mate’
drinker 1 : ‘weapon’
take note the word weapon was used for a second time, this is a kick in the b-lls to whoever the word weapon is aimed at.
however on the flipside
drinker 1 : ‘did you see rooneys goal!!’
drinker 2 : ‘hes a weapon’
drinker 1 : ‘is that patrice evra, hes a weapon’
a slang term for p-n-s. this can be considered a weapon, since using it has consequences; sometimes minor, sometimes severe. it can damage or build your reputation, depending on what you are speaking of (ex: your s-xual performance reputation.) in unusual or strange incidents, it can poke someone’s eye out.
(on there way to the local strip club)
soldier 1: hey, lieutenant!
soldier 2: yeah?
soldier 1: bring your weapon (smirks)
soldier 2: i got it right here (grabs crotch.)
weap•on pr-nounced (wwweapon)
n.
slang term meaning strikingly good, effective, or skillful.
replacement for the word wicked. a highly popular term of recent, commonly used in south west london.
q: boyce, you down the dukes tonight?
a: wwweapon!
(highland slang) regards a vehicle of hight repute, but tends to be used in a sarcastic way towards badly modified vehicles
have you seen mike’s new car, what a f-cking weapon!! sarcastic
an object that can be used to cause bodily harm to another, basically anything you can get your hands on.
weapons are everywhere but i don’t care.
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