wishful boobthinking


when a person has the ability to see br–sts everywhere.

no amount of reason can deter the wishful b–bthinking person’s confidence that b–b has been viewed.

most wishful b–bthinkers are in denial of being one as they really believe they are viewing b–b. on the bright side they are happy about seeing b–b and have a better day because of it.
my husband has wishful b–bthinking. he got so excited when he saw my b–bs in a reflection on my facebook pic. i disagreed, which made him even more snotty about thinking he had looked closer at my pic than i did.

i was in the dressing room with my friend as we tried on bathing suits. as i was admiring a low-cut, italian number on myself, she looks over and giggles, sideb–b to me and points. as i turned around in the mirror, i was satisfied that the coverage was satisfactory. i love knowing my bff has wishful b–bthinking.

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