weasel slapper


a male that chronically m-st-rb-t-s to internet p-rn. typically unemployed, lives with parents and can’t otherwise function without his d-ck in his hand.
carl’s a weasel slapper. he doesn’t work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different p-rn site accounts.

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