Weather man
dumb -sses in suits who can’t get the weather right for sh-t.
weather man: it’s going to be sunny and in the 80s today
-looks outside, it’s 20 degrees and snowing-
guy 1: f-ck, now are plans are cancelled thanks to the sh-t forecast
a man who reads the weather on the news, usually a liar and never gets it right.
weather man: tonight, heavy snow! schools maybe cancelled tomorrow
dude: yes!
-next day dude gets up, throws back the curtains-
dude: sun? sun? ahhhhh!
one who is in the buisness of distributing cocaine.
i gotta go whack the weather man for shorting me on my 8-ball… f-ckin jungle bunny.
someone you beat on a regular basis.
i’m gonna have to beat the weatherman.
a reach-around. then it rains on you.
the weatherman said “tonight it will reach around 50 degrees, followed by showers”…
a weatherman is a member of the weathermen underground. (inactive.) the weathermen underground emerged from the new democratic left and sncc conference of 1968, comprising a small core group of activists (civil rights and peace activists, proponents of direct action and civil disobedience). the weathermen underground then banded into self-selected affinity groups—the core group much smaller than public image allowed—and organized direct actions. the group/movement took their name from the dylan lyric, “you don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows,” and claimed responsibility for a number of direct actions in protest of the vietnam war.
bernadine horn is a high-profile activist and weatherman who was wanted by the fbi for over a decade. bill ayers is another. (after turning themselves in, in the 80’s, both ayers and horn were exonerated.)
someone who constantly screws up the only job they have to do.
that guy in accounting is such a weatherman – all he has to do is post invoices and he can’t even do that correctly.
the s-xual act that involves one partner sticking their big toe into the other partner’s v-g-n-.
she asked me to wash my feet before giving her a weatherman.
after she sucked my toe she asked for a weatherman.
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