Weather Mode
1. noun – the state of having cl-ss despite extremely hazardous driving conditions. in weather mode, the faculty have recognized that people should not be driving in such weather conditions, but cl-sses will not be suspended despite that fact.
2. adjective – something so inane and nonsensical that it warrants the checking of a totem (as seen in inception) because you feel like you must be dreaming to be experiencing something so absurd.
1.)
student 1: there’s a tornado ripping through the center of worcester right now.
student 2: yeah i know, the school just sent out an email instating weather mode.
student 1: the school is in danger of being destroyed and we still have to show up?
student 2: technically, no. but yes.
2.)
student 1: did you catch that lecture on friday?
student 2: yeah. that sh-t was so weather mode.
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