Weatherspooning


to emulate the unsolicited drunken emotional outbursts often seen performed by the lower cl-sses outside the popular chain-pub on the stroud green road.

works best when inserted spontaneously in the middle of an otherwise mild-mannered conversation.
example of weatherspooning:

a – would you like a cup of tea?

b – no thanks, i’m fine at the moment.

a – (shouting) oh, whatever! i don’t give a sh-t anyway! (then all quite and heartfelt) you just don’t care about me anymore… why can’t we be more like those normal people?

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