Web-MDing


when a hypochondriac web-md’s all of their symptoms and even adds/exagerates the slim to none symptoms they think they have, thus resulting in some fantastic and exotic condition that isnt really there.
i banned my daughter from the internet because all day long she is web-mding, i think we need to send her back to her psychologist.
the act of ceremoniously looking up odd symptoms, most of which are irrelevant and/or non-existent on a website for people who think they can understand a specialized field or are unwilling to pay an exorbitant amount to find out what they are already subconsciously aware of. this often takes place in a setting with unofficial free time and internet access, aka, tok.
“dude, what is she doing?”

“oh, its ok, its just chaaru web-mding again.”

“right…”

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