webagnose
to diagnose a medical condition using no educated experience and only info acquired via the internet.
doctor: what did you webagnose yourself with?
drew: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
doctor: well you can relax, it’s just the flu.
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